July 2011
My parents think I do nothing all day.
Please, I run a blog.
My Girlfriend when she there is an open swing at...
alexliciou-s:
After giving her that good dick
verifiedmarie:
IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY AF
When school starts again.
famedestroyer:
Quiz on the first day,
New subjects,
Teachers calls on you to answer questions you NEVER know the answer to,
There’s the person who answers ALL the questions correctly,
Ugly person bumps into you,
Attractive person bumps into you,
Someone steps on your new shoes,
Seeing someone that looks completely different since you last saw them,
Lunchtime,
...
Just Lettin you Know Not all Black People
nandilovesyou:
Cry Like this
Give the stank face
know how to Dougie
Got that crazii aunt
And that Weird outta hand Uncle
Will cut You
Got that Drunk Grandma
can Twerk
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
leinylovessyou:
Normal people:
ME:
That awesome moment when your in class ....
ginger4lyfe:
… and your not paying attention …
And, of course your teacher notices this, and is like “WHAT’S THE ANSWER TO NUMBER FOUR?”
And, your like …
And, you look around, and everyone is starting to laugh at you …
Then, your like “I WILL NOT LET HER MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ASS”
And, your like “It’s 27.”
And, then she’s like “That’s right,” but you know she’s pissed that you...
When your parents think you have an attitude with...
im-not-ofuckingkay:
The awkward moment when you only know one part to...
